Migraines and Women

http://www.npr.org/blogs/health/2012/04/16/150525391/why-women-suffer-more-migraines-than-men?ps=cprs

"My chief task has been to conquer fear. The public sees only the thrill of the accomplished trick; they have no conception of the tortuous preliminary self-training that was necessary to conquer fear no one except myself can appreciate how I have to work at this job every single day, never letting up for a moment. I always have on my mind the thought that next year I must do something greater, something more wonderful." -Harry Houdini

Important stuff, of course...

Sometimes, when I scour the interwebs for fantastic stuff, it works.  This is one of those times.

Amish badasses

"IT'S DECORATIVE GOURD SEASON, MOTHERFUCKERS." By Colin Nissan

I love this blog, and on this blog I found the following article, named above. Here is an excerpt:

"I don't know about you, but I can't wait to get my hands on some fucking gourds and arrange them in a horn-shaped basket on my dining room table. That shit is going to look so seasonal. I'm about to head up to the attic right now to find that wicker fucker, dust it off, and jam it with an insanely ornate assortment of shellacked vegetables. When my guests come over it's gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There's a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash."

The entire article is located here.

Cat

Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

I just got this book-on-cd for a friend. I have throughly enjoyed every bit of this book. It is so cute, and so funny. Not to mention, witty! I recommend peeps check it out!

"Simple. I got very bored and depressed, so I went and plugged myself in to its external computer feed. I talked to the computer at great length and explained my view of the Universe to it," said Marvin.
"And what happened?" pressed Ford.
"It committed suicide," said Marvin and stalked off back to the Heart of Gold.

I'll sleep in that bed!

Please! Look at that bed! Look where it is! Climbing that ladder,...sliding into those sheets! Oy! I am not quite certain how to highlight links to other blogs, but here is where I found this image - http://verhext.tumblr.com/