Thursday, November 13, 2008

Crockpot Love!

OK, this just in! The eighth wonder of the world: The CROCKPOT!

This ingenious invention lets you throw semi-disgusting ingredients in a pot, turn a knob, and VOILA! Several hours later, a meal!

There are several things in this universe that are useless. Tupperware with loose lids, glow-in-the-dark sunglasses, and ugly frat dudes are among the worst and most useless creations. Notice that a crockpot (a.k.a. a slow-cooker) is notably not on this list.

Tonight's concoction: Chicken Noodle Soup.


Next time: Chicken shit, perhaps?

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