Things that irritate ME

1. Misspelled words. I know that my dear friend Katie is busier than all heck, but she misspelled "breathe" and instead used "breath." Irritating. You are in law school, for god's sake. Get it together. Now I know you are probably thinking, "Charity has the typing/spelling skills of a three-legged giraffe." Fair enough... but whatever because I am a hypocritical bitch.


2. Crosswalks with no curbcuts. I pay taxes, too, motherfuckers. I would like to be able to cross the frakkin' street.


3. Dead spiders in corners. Although I must say that I find dead spiders preferable to live ones, there is something extremely grating about those little jerks hanging there all deceased. It's like they're laughing at you with their little withered, crumpled-up legs. "Haha," their corpses must be thinking. "I used to scare the living daylights out of you with my arachnid qualities. Remember the time you threw your roommate's cat at me hoping it would devour me? You couldn't get rid of me then, and you can't get rid of me now! Bwahahaha!" Jesus Christ! You are dead. At least have the decency to disappear or crump in a non-public venue.